Humour-I learnt All I know From My Cat!

• It's ok to wear the same things everyday.
• Sleeping is very underrated, ... as is stretching.
• Never crack your knuckles.
• Grooming requires a serious time commitment.
• Remember to wash behind your ears, in between your toes and under your arms.
• Keep your nails trimmed and hair clean.
• Pee without getting any on your feet.
• Eat when you're hungry, when you're not hungry, play with your food.
• If you don't see it, ask for it.
• Counters are the best place to sit in a kitchen.
• Show some discretion.
• Don't burp in public.
• Have no qualms about sharing a plate of food, or eating leftovers.
• Drink milk.
• Try not to obsess about cholesterol.
• Be hard to leave.
• Notice squirrels, investigate shadows, and chase butterflies.
• Make your own hours.
• Shred all documents.
• Money is only paper.
• Be curious.
• Get to know people in high places, somehow.
• Don't be afraid to take chances.
• Take a moment to recover your dignity, but don't dwell on the past too much.
• Don't always come when you are called.
• Try new things.
• Take time to eat some flowers.
• Stare unabashedly.
• Test limits.
• Be tolerant, but not overly accommodating.
• Get mad when you are stepped on.
• Forget that you were stepped on.
• Know all the sunny places.
• Sometimes you can't explain your actions.
• Sometimes you can't explain yourself.
• Have a sneeze that is the envy of others.
• Make yourself vulnerable, but don't be afraid to bite the hand that feeds you.
• Challenge yourself.
• Share your victories.
• Recycle.
• Exercise daily.
• Go barefoot.
• Obey your instincts.
• Claim your own chair.
• Flaunt your hair loss.
• Vary your hangouts.
• Make the world your playground.
• Recognize the toy in everything.
• Make the most of unstructured time.
• There is always time for a nap.
• Be easy to come home to.
• Show affection and contentment.
• Everyone is entitled to an occasional mood swing.
• The faster you run upstairs, the more likely you are to forget why you went up there in the first place.
• There is nothing wrong with changing your mind.
• Love unconditionally.
• Avoid company you do not like.
• Accept that all company may not like you.
• Depend on others without losing your independence.
• Enjoy your own company.
• Be a good listener.
• Invite yourself to dinner.
• Don't drool.
• Scratch when and where it itches.
• Get used to silences.
• Be entertaining, strike poses, wiggle your ears.
• Jump right into the middle of things.
• Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.
• Ask for attention.
• Feel no guilt.
• Use negative attention getting tactics only as a last resort.
• Ignore television.
• Yawn like you really mean it.
• Find a good lap to curl up in.
• Be soft.
• Be cool.
• Be mysterious.
• Be able to make someone feel better just by being there.
• Make people wonder what you do at night.
• Be good at finding things in the dark.
• Have a warm bed.
• Be loved.
• Dream.